The small couch 🛋

I was walking down the hallway I was excited to see my teacher because she was sick and I thought she would come today and she did. I walked in the room and saw unicorngirl501 on the small leather couch with her backpack 🎒 on still.And I heard people saying “ there’s a couch! There’s  a couch!” And I think 💭 that I was the fifth person to sit on the couch do you know this saying “first is the worst ,second is the best, third is the one with the hairy chest ,fourth is the one with the pok-a-dot dress and fifth ,is the one with the treasure chest.”   Which one would you be?